Animals: Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death...

By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 16:41 - Belgium

Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death on the old bread. FML

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By bouda - 15/05/2011 18:19 - France

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

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By Evil_Angel_90 - 10/09/2013 11:36 - Australia

Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML

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By lily - 30/08/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML

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By nomorepetbird - 06/01/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 14:07 - United States

Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About 2 minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML

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By roze198765 - 04/08/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

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By anonymous - 20/08/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2011 08:09 - France

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

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By DuckyKiller - 20/06/2009 12:11 - United States

Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with my new camera. I saw a mama duck leading her babies around and decided to get in closer to take a picture. Mama duck got spooked and led her babies too close to a waterfall escaping. One fell off. It never surfaced. FML

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By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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Monday 24 June 2013 23:00

Why didn't you Heimlich the poor thing?

rhyannon11 7

Monday 24 June 2013 22:59

Poor duck!

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Larry01_fml 19

Tuesday 25 June 2013 5:28

It's not your fault. The duck should have had afflack

alivak 6

Tuesday 25 June 2013 5:34

I think that duckies life sucks, not yours :(

YupThtJstHappend 16

Tuesday 25 June 2013 5:40

Now i get it when they have signs saying "DO NOT FEED THE DUCKS "

MaryPoppins88 14

Tuesday 25 June 2013 5:41

Aww the poor duck

Twigz 4

Tuesday 25 June 2013 5:57

well shit man, everybody knows that the best thing to feed them is really whole baguettes!

brianax36 14

Tuesday 25 June 2013 6:12

you shouldnt feed ducks bread anyways. White bread, at least, will actually make their stomachs explode

Eivana 37

Tuesday 25 June 2013 6:49

Accidents happen.

unhappyhug 11

Tuesday 25 June 2013 7:11

That made my day

girlymae 12

Tuesday 25 June 2013 7:33

Give it mouth to mouth!

homiwan 13

Tuesday 25 June 2013 7:40

sounds like the movie "about a boy"...

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