Animals: Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death...

By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 16:41 - Belgium

Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death on the old bread. FML

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By bouda - 15/05/2011 18:19 - France

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

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By Evil_Angel_90 - 10/09/2013 11:36 - Australia

Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML

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By lily - 30/08/2009 20:17 - United States

Today, my friend and I were making sandwiches at his house. His family's dog wandered over just as I dropped a large chunk of cheddar on the floor. The dog snatched it up and ran away with it. I yelled after it, jokingly, that I hoped it would choke and die. It did. FML

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By nomorepetbird - 06/01/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 14:07 - United States

Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About 2 minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML

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By roze198765 - 04/08/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

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By anonymous - 20/08/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2011 08:09 - France

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

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By DuckyKiller - 20/06/2009 12:11 - United States

Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with my new camera. I saw a mama duck leading her babies around and decided to get in closer to take a picture. Mama duck got spooked and led her babies too close to a waterfall escaping. One fell off. It never surfaced. FML

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By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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Monday 24 June 2013 23:00

Why didn't you Heimlich the poor thing?

rhyannon11 7

Monday 24 June 2013 22:59

Poor duck!

Comments

furbyface711 9

Tuesday 25 June 2013 2:36

That's why people shouldn't feed wild animals. Bread is actually bad for all birds.

MoeGro 6

Tuesday 25 June 2013 2:40

Ugh unfortunate

TcheQ 12

Tuesday 25 June 2013 3:35

Yeah...feeding the ducks in banned in my country

notsoimportant 11

Tuesday 25 June 2013 4:27

And you had to watch it? Sorry, OP.

tehdarkness 21

Tuesday 25 June 2013 4:37

Bwhahah hahaha hhaha.. This isn't a ydi or fyl. It's just and LOL!

armyaggie 11

Tuesday 25 June 2013 4:39

YDI for feeding ducks without first learning ducky CPR in case that happens. You'd better hope the dead duck's family aren't rich because they might have some good ducky lawyers who will sue you.

arre2006 19

Tuesday 25 June 2013 5:00

Bread is bad for ducks... For obvious reasons...

justmeCee 16

Tuesday 25 June 2013 5:07

YDI Op. Ducks should not eat bread. They can eat grains, dry or cooked rice, oats, to name a few, but ducks don't really have the digestive system for bread. RIP duck.