By sniperkit - 26/02/2013 00:44 - United States - Traverse City
I agree, your life sucks
30 848
You deserved it
2 647
sniperkit tells us more.
sniperkit
10
Thank you for the ever-wise insight, 64, as your input is always appreciated and never ******* annoying due to your Captain Obvious-esque remarks. She is indeed moving out, by the way.
Top comments
Comments
Maybe you are a bad roommate? Try to reason it out with her after she calms down. You don't deserve this kind of treatment.
sniperkit
10
Can I just kick her out of my apartment instead?
What a bitch (both literally and figuratively)
So she is literally a female dog?
15- No, not literally.
“I'm going to pee on everything you love" is definitely adding to the list of shit I say. hahaha so ******* weird
oj101
33
I re-read the FML, and I saw generous as nervous the second time. Is there something you're not telling us, especially "your history?"
I wonder if someone told her a lie about you to get her pissed off that bad It has happened
RougeRamirez
8
Hide the apple juice.. Just in case
Tell her to have a snickers bar, because she gets territorial when she's hungry.
sniperkit
10
Aha. Good one.
lishajoy777
14
Someone's on the rag!
"Considering our history..." If she's done this type of thing before, why would you even bother cooking her meals? o.O
sniperkit
10
Because I try to make up with people and give them a second chance if they mess up; in her case, because she was my friend, she got a few extra chances after she acted batshit insane.
That's why you don't live with female dogs, for no reason they start acting like bitches ..... literally
I'm sorry, but thumbing up your own comment won't save you this time. Literally.
You're right, it didn't save from a stupid reply like yours, maybe next time instead of channeling your accumulated frustration and anger towards someone you should give originality a chance and actually try to make a comment. Give love a chance 'cause this is making you look bad. Xoxoxoxo
It was funny until you added "literally" to the end. Don't explain the joke, kid.
How cute, you think your comment was intelligent!
Keywords
The Top
I agree, your life sucks
7 941
You deserved it
63 789
I agree, your life sucks
498
You deserved it
144
The Top
I agree, your life sucks
69 065
You deserved it
6 616
I agree, your life sucks
71 685
You deserved it
9 394
I agree, your life sucks
557 498
You deserved it
45 574
I agree, your life sucks
591
You deserved it
146
I agree, your life sucks
5 914
You deserved it
2 607
I agree, your life sucks
32 130
You deserved it
2 568
Or start looking for a new roommate..
You supplied food, thereby raising your status in the pack. Feeling threatened, your alpha roommate has merely expressed her wish to reacertain her dominance by marking her territory- which includes you and all of your possessions. I suggest you puff yourself up as much as possible and maintain silent, steady eye contact with her. She may be stronger than you now, but if you seem threatening enough she won't want to fight you. Then, and only then, will you be able to live peacefully beside her within the confines of your lands.