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By annony-moose - 06/02/2010 18:48 - France

Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML

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By blowinchunks - 24/11/2009 06:00 - Canada

Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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Thanks for the heads up

By thanksbro - 20/09/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, I grabbed a handful of crackers from the kitchen, only to find it crawling with bugs. Apparently, my brother had made the same discovery earlier, but put the box of crackers back in the cupboard anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2017 14:40 - United States - Higginsville

Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML

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By Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

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By Ryuuchild666 - 01/10/2018 13:30

Today, I bought a 3 lb bag of pears. The first two bites were delicious! The third bite revealed a worm and its thousands of eggs. FML

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Ewwww

By SayWhat - 25/02/2010 11:46 - United States

Today, I went to throw out the garbage outside. I noticed at the bottom of my can was a lot of rice. I was angry at my brother for making a mess. As I went to clean it up, the rice moved. It wasn't rice, it was maggots. FML

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By Entheatus - 10/08/2009 04:25 - Canada

Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML

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maibiz 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:35

No, didn't you hear? They've added a new charm.

saranottelling 7

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:38

NOT THE LUCKY CHARMS!!! TAKE THE WHEATIES, ANYTHING BUT THE LUCKY CHARMS!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD???? Sorry... I'm just so emotional when it comes to my breakfast cereal...

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heartlessagony 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:38

I guess they were there for extra protein. Hope there was other food to choose from.

saranottelling 7

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:38

NOT THE LUCKY CHARMS!!! TAKE THE WHEATIES, ANYTHING BUT THE LUCKY CHARMS!!!!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD???? Sorry... I'm just so emotional when it comes to my breakfast cereal...

spaceshan69 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:38

keep your place clean you nasty ****

Aznforlife 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:40

No wonder they're magically delicious lmfao FYL.

perdix 29

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:42

Aye, They're Magically Disgusting! Weevils wobble, but they won't fall down.

sterl13 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:15

amazing:-)

sterl13 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 2:19

beautiful:-)

jayde214 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:42

what is a weevil??

kei1108 13

Thursday 15 March 2012 6:57

They are a bug that mostly gets into wheat bases food if not contained properly. There are otter types of weevils. Like the paper weevil. If you have paper that been lying around in the same spot for ages, it may get weevils.

Luckster 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:44

Weevils exist? I thought they were a cartoon thing. I just learned something new today!

nates0210 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:45

lucky charms dont seem too lucky... or charming...

bubber 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 1:45

So? Throw the damn thing out. Its a box of cereal, its not like you paid $40 for a prime rib or filet mingon and found somthing nasty on it. Your life is average.