Miscellaneous: Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decided to procrastinate instead...

By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 04:08 - Canada

Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decided to procrastinate instead of studying for my really important English test tomorrow. I was having a pretty good time until I realized my idea of procrastinating was cleaning my TI-83 graphing calculator with rubbing alcohol and Q-tips. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2022 03:00 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I failed a calculus exam because I simply was too burnt out to study for it. I have not wanted to even look at a math problem since the beginning of the year, and I procrastinate all day instead of doing work, and it leads me here, typing at 2 a.m. to random strangers while having to get up tomorrow at 7. FML

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Hard test

By Too Late - 19/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Sheboygan

Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML

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By hopeless - 26/02/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

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Classic rookie mistake

By Anonymous - 04/11/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 23:32 - United States

Today, I checked over my notes from yesterday's midterm review so I could study for the test on Monday. It seems I was so exhausted, I'd done nothing but scribble unintelligibly all over the first page. FML

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Nice try

By rutho - 27/03/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML

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Roommates from hell

By Failure - 09/11/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, I was taking a final test online that would account for 65% of my final grade, for which I'd worked extremely hard. I had one submission for the test, and my roommate thought it would be funny to click the "Submit All" Button while I was getting a glass of water. I got a 13%. FML

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By GetMeTheDamnBleach - 21/10/2014 19:46 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I smashed a spider with my pencil eraser. Later, I absentmindedly chewed on it while doing my homework. FML

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By sickly - 20/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML

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Pile up

By shark - 27/11/2012 03:03 - United States - Houston

Today, I was separating my notes into two piles: one to save for exam studying and one to throw out. I finished separating, picked up the junk pile, and absentmindedly shredded it. Afterwards, I looked down to see the junk pile still completely intact. Goodbye, passing grades. FML

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Hazimius 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:06

Who are you rebelling for? The test will be your result and future...

AK 2

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:09

Well, at least you successfully procrastinated even more by posting this FML.

Comments

RustyBoltz 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 6:48

I'm glad I'm not the only person that cleans personal electronic devices with rubbing alcohol.

crazieeli 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 6:52

Wow, you need to somewhat get a life dude. haha

lowcapacityx 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 6:54

I do that all the time with all my electronic devices. Way to be clean :]

anon_73 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 6:55

Your problems: You study for english tests. You think about your time in terms of working/procrastonating, instead of in terms of things you do in your life (other than work). You clean your graphing calculator. Precisely. You can't find anything better to do that clean your graphing calculator precisely. You obsess over your TI-83, which isn't that interesting of a calculator anyway (I think there are 6 or so TI's that are better). You chose to post this on FML, implying that you have nothing worse in your life than pathetic wastes of times, which, in turn, implies that your life is dispassionate and rather insignificant. Nearly all of these are entirely your fault.

NisPe_BITCH 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 7:49

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!

poison29 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 7:53

either way, no one cares

blackwidowtaco 31

Thursday 19 September 2013 23:20

Apparently you did, since you commented.

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 20 May 2009 8:18

Mmmmm. My kinda man. Hahaha. Assuming you are a man.

PatronRick 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 8:35

lmao so ib

pennygoo 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 8:58

WHY WOULD YOU EVER DECIDE TO PROCRASTINATE!!!????!??!??? this is coming from someone who has so much trouble not procrastinating, that she is currently procrastinating going to bed. seriously you think that's cool?