Intimacy: Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During... - FML

By whatdoyoudo - 16/03/2009 04:39 - United States

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Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML

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whatdoyoudo 2

Wednesday 18 March 2009 15:34

ok. i am the poster and i'll answer some of your questions by prividing a little background: 1. I am a male 2. My doctor is female 3. She also has the best sense of humor I have seen in a physician 4. She is also my parents doctor 5. I told my parents this story 6. she will NEVER live it down

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KenMcGormick 0

Monday 16 March 2009 16:15

hey... she layed a trick question for you... who would suddenly change from a sexual topic into asking "what do you do?" expecting you to know what she means... can't she be clearer by asking "What do you work as?"... she's literally ******* with you... literally

catladylovessus 0

Monday 16 March 2009 16:03

hahhahahhahaha

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nova514 0

Wednesday 28 July 2010 2:15

who cares if it's fake? it's funny

MissSmileyFace 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 9:34

no freakin way. i went to my ob/gyn yesterday for the first time. that was exactly what happened to me. i totally understand but hey. at least we were truthful about it. xD

MatGag17895 11

Wednesday 24 November 2010 22:58

Well, the question "What do you do?" must never be asked right after some sexual questions.

iluvpink10 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 1:47

embarrassing

Littlebrraatt 14

Friday 1 July 2011 23:39

#49 guys still only sometimes do anal cuz they need to find a chick into it. cuz wanting and doing are two different things.

babyboy4lyfe 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 0:58

you should have tried to beat the joint

Malicteal 21

Thursday 8 September 2011 2:33

This is the best submission I've read, lololol. Congratulations, you win the Internet.

BoredReader88 5

Tuesday 8 November 2011 6:28

Well.. Was the doctor a Ms. Or Mrs.?

iEatFood 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 21:26

It's really unprofessional for the doctor to laugh, doctors may need information like that later and people shouldn't be embarrassed for saying it.

Isoldael 27

Tuesday 5 June 2012 2:01

She wasn't laughing at what OP does during sex, but at how the question was misinterpreted. I'd hardly call that unprofessional.

superpokgai123 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 2:51

Time 2 bang ur new doctor!

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