By whatdoyoudo - 16/03/2009 04:39 - United States

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Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML
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You deserved it 47 309

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whatdoyoudo 2

ok. i am the poster and i'll answer some of your questions by prividing a little background: 1. I am a male 2. My doctor is female 3. She also has the best sense of humor I have seen in a physician 4. She is also my parents doctor 5. I told my parents this story 6. she will NEVER live it down

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KenMcGormick 0

hey... she layed a trick question for you... who would suddenly change from a sexual topic into asking "what do you do?" expecting you to know what she means... can't she be clearer by asking "What do you work as?"... she's literally ******* with you... literally

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catladylovessus 0

hahhahahhahaha

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someone_else 0

HAHAHA Just when I thought I couldn't laugh any harder, I read #22's comment! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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eLsiipOte08 0

lmfao damn dude idk if ur life is ****** or if u juss have horrible luck

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inlimbo11 0

#22, do you hang out with all gay men?

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qwertyjon 0

HAHA! thats great! and i agree with #74, and not all men want to anal there chick, theres NOTHING wrong with vaginal

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Deadly_Punk 0

I lol'd at that :P talk about ackward :P

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pinacoladagurll 0

hahah just a bit embarassing

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Yeshua_fml 19

Is vaginal a word? Very funny. Are you a woman or a man?

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whatdoyoudo 2

Look at comment 71. that will explain everything. It's a no name one because i didn't have an accunt when i submitted it

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zettafail 0

@OP: You don't have a **** now. Haha, spelling errors.

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whatdoyoudo 2

HAHA, I can't type worth crap sometimes. It's hit and miss-spell some days

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justlikeme79 9

I see what you did there.

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