By whatdoyoudo - 16/03/2009 04:39 - United States

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Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML
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ok. i am the poster and i'll answer some of your questions by prividing a little background: 1. I am a male 2. My doctor is female 3. She also has the best sense of humor I have seen in a physician 4. She is also my parents doctor 5. I told my parents this story 6. she will NEVER live it down

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KenMcGormick 0

hey... she layed a trick question for you... who would suddenly change from a sexual topic into asking "what do you do?" expecting you to know what she means... can't she be clearer by asking "What do you work as?"... she's literally ******* with you... literally

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catladylovessus 0

hahhahahhahaha

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beyatreese 0

lmao. an embarasssing but funny story.

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DisturbedDriver 0

#6's right on the game. I don't think OP had it coming. The doctor did and I think most will agree that ASSUMING that was on accident, she'll reconsider how she asks questions.

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ful_fml 0

hahah, at least you got a funny story out of it. An eye doctor once asked me to open wide, and so I opened my mouth. And that's not a funny story, just a sad one. But this, this is grade A funny

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tateno 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha omg thats embarrassing

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MarrymeNickJonas 0

omgoshh how did you have the guts to even say that! hgahahahahahaha

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whatdoyoudo 2

ok. i am the poster and i'll answer some of your questions by prividing a little background: 1. I am a male 2. My doctor is female 3. She also has the best sense of humor I have seen in a physician 4. She is also my parents doctor 5. I told my parents this story 6. she will NEVER live it down

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