By arachnidphobia - 03/01/2010 03:22 - United States

Today, I was fined because my son pushed the alarm button in the elevator. Why? There was a spider in there. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 776
You deserved it 3 478

Same thing different taste

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postaltubealex 0

maybe you should write a letter to your congressman about the injustice.

Today, I was minding my own business when this kid tried to hammer me to death. Then ear piercing alarms went off. It's been five hours, I still can't hear. FML

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ThankYhuCaptinOb 0

Yay Child. Lol. Sorry about the fine but moments like that have to be cherished lmao. Don't worry you will look back and laugh at this.

Today, I was minding my own business when this kid tried to hammer me to death. Then ear piercing alarms went off. It's been five hours, I still can't hear. FML

Yep... FYL for raising a pussy 'tard.

lovelikethis19 0

lmao this is kinda a look back and laugh your ass of thing tho right?

YDI for not controlling your spawn and not being able to spell "arachnophobia" :-)

cool5733 0

I guess that's what they mean by 'control your kids' lol

oh poor kid, i got katsaridaphobia and i'm 18 years old guy

that is competly understandable. Let alone I had to google it. I have Ostraconophobia. Fear of shell fish. Particurally crabs. I can never eat seafood again... plus the smell of seafood makes me sick.

Thund3rStruck_fml 0

Ha ha! That's adorable! Sucks that you have to pay a fine, but still cute.