Intimacy: Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started...

By fingerfuckd - 29/04/2009 15:47 - Canada

Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML

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By lovely - 19/12/2011 06:43 - Netherlands

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

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Phone-blocked

By unamyous - 08/06/2012 13:26 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML

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You deserved it 4 165

Time for a change

By leogs23 - 15/11/2020 10:58

Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 150

Not now, dude

By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Montgomery

Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 201

You deserved it 7 319

By montanadinosaur - 26/04/2015 04:05 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML

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You deserved it 10 782

Thank God

By Dwarvahkiin - 08/08/2022 02:00

Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML

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You deserved it 167

Awkward

By Jeremy - 07/08/2009 02:03 - United States

Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said that I reminded her of her dad. FML

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You deserved it 7 422

I'll just hang out I guess

By jailbirdlove - 11/10/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

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You deserved it 4 300

I miss you

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 00:41 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML

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You deserved it 3 985

Alexa, play "Don't Go" by Yazoo

By nexus - 22/09/2021 04:00 - Papua New Guinea

Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML

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You deserved it 163

sbcpunkrocker 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:00

that's your cue to leave her, run away as fast as you can

HurriKaty 4

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:02

Bitch is crazy. Run. Run away.

Comments

cobb138 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 8:06

yeah dude, with #1, get out of there, ive been there, and its only gonna cost you a hell of a lot of heartache, get out while you still can

salamander_fml 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 9:56

Whhhhhhhaaaat the f

namhar 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 12:21

Leave. Now.

AmarilloFML 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 16:14

Leave that bitch.

kudaman 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 22:41

RUN FAST......but that is pretty funny!

Caidoz_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 0:22

Anything I could have said has been said like a hundred times already. Leave that bitch, Jesus Christ. Life is too short.

lucy_leavitt 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 1:06

#120, you are obviously a girl and i must say that girls like you make boys believe there are no normal, down to earth girls. because if this girl is crying whie she is getting fingered then she has problems. i'm a girl, and i think this girl is nuts. and i find it to be very funny that everyone is saying you should slap her in the face!