By fired - 04/11/2011 04:04 - Australia

Today, I was fired for the second time in as many days. I received a letter notifying me that I would no longer be working for the company, effective immediately. When I did not attend work the next day, I received a phone call firing me for not turning up. FML
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Bebbo_fml 21

I would have told them how unprofessional they are for not knowing that I had been fired already

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ragzy 7

Why is anyone saying "sue"? She was sacked and some moron of a manager failed to realise they sent a letter. Sue for what? being sacked twice? Is that a legal issue in your universe? A definite FML moment but not a lawsuit pending you ******* morons.

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SirObvious 1

Yeah...were going to have to let you gooo...

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Keyman1212 14

Yeah, but we'll keep your resume.... 'on file' in case we have an opening. *Condescending HR Manager*

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Duoceros 22

You're lucky OP, only a matter of time before that ship sank.

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alexsam_fml 10

am I the only one who feels the letter was fake :(

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clumsychik 1

This is probably the same person who corrected their bosses grammar.

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EvilPotato 14

*on*, I don't like to correct grammar, but I'm picturing something really weird from that sentence.

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iFizzgig 11

Like a patch of four leaf clovers sprouting from their abdomen?

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bamagrl410 31

15 I was thinking something similar, but I literally busted out laughing when I read your comment because it caused me to picture it.

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sakura_girl 14

Bad times! But I've got to say, your postal service seems much more efficient than mine.

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Bebbo_fml 21

I would have told them how unprofessional they are for not knowing that I had been fired already

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

They were just making sure OP got the memo. Some people get fired and go back to work the next day anyway.

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Daralea 21

I just seems OP got fired FOR not showing up to work after she got fired.

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upyourzlolz 11

And for not redialing, you will receive an email for being fired from being fired.

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senseisuncommon 7

hopefully they fired the wrong person the 1st time, so ask them about it. if not, prank calling is always fun.

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zanguard 0

Sounds like a really elaborate plot to find a reason to fire you.

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PinkFun1969 9

So what does your pic say? what does it mean?? How did u get it to jump? ;-)

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NoLongerExists 11

OH YEAH LETS ******* SUE You sneeze? Sue. Use "Your" instead of "You're"? Sue. Your dog's crap smells like shit? Sue. Sometimes I wonder if people know how time-consuming and stressful it can be. And I'm not even talking about money. Sometimes it's not worth it, even if you have a case.

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NoLongerExists 11

I swear I'm not PMSing, I swear! lol I know I sound a bit (lot) bitchy :/

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fmlcurtain 4

Try to just keep on working there. Maybe nobody notices..^^

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