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By Anonymous - 12/03/2011 23:18 - United States

Today, I was fired from the trucking company I work for, due to numerous complaints about my reckless driving. I don't even do driving work there, but my ex keeps calling in to report me, and my boss wanted the calls to stop. FML

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By patch91 - 05/04/2011 02:03

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to work. I received an abusive phone call from my boss saying he shouldn't have to cover my lazy ass. I was driving to cover his shift because he was too drunk to show up to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2018 12:00 - United States

Today, I got fired because I abruptly hung up on my boss while being pulled over for talking in a hands free zone. I also got a $300 fine. FML

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By trollbot13 - 24/10/2016 09:39 - India - Hyderabad

Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my boss's words, "Abided by company policy to such an extent that customers were starting to hate me." FML

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By in pain - 15/03/2011 22:57

Today, I got into a bad car accident, where I got severe whiplash, swollen knees, and cuts everywhere. I called my boss to let him know I wouldn't be able to make it in and he fired me for being 'not dependable'. FML

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By zacharynedley - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Elkridge

Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 20:13 - United States

Today, I was fired for actively seeking employment with another company. Because of having just been fired, the other company will no longer give me the time of day. FML

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By Kan23 - 26/01/2016 03:37 - United States - Altus

Today, I got fired from my job. When I asked why, all that was said to me was, "We don't have to disclose that information, but you did nothing wrong. It's just not working out." FML

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By ShayanFCB - 20/10/2009 19:35 - United States

Today, my boss was angry at me because I had filed a complaint about him refusing to change our phone service to something more reliable. Later, a customer called him and said I had hung up on him. I got fired. I didn't hang up on the customer, the phone service just dropped the call. FML

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By faeliality - 18/04/2016 08:39 - United States

Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML

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By Nojob - 06/06/2018 09:00 - United States - Bronx

Today, on my way to my job interview, the man who was supposed to be interviewing me slammed into my car because he wasn’t paying attention. He fired me for raising his insurance premiums. I got fired before getting the job. FML

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Sunday 13 March 2011 1:32

This just isn't right. You can't be fired for faults you could not even commit. Sue the bitch for harassment and your boss for unlawful termination or whatever it is called.

HSOMGF 5

Sunday 13 March 2011 1:42

Oh and OP? Get a restraining order already.

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caleb9707 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 15:06

i modded this one! but i agree, sue her AND your boss. or at least threaten it...

Mitcha857 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 15:08

first off: I would take a dump on her front doorstep. second I would call my lawyer and get charges filed. I can see why you left her. Finally since he's not your boss, I would rip on him for having a spine with the consistency of a wet noodle. I mean seriously, this guy is supposed to lead a bunch of hardass truckers?

nutsackmuscle 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 16:01

you should probably take some chapstick and draw a big dick on her car. then write I'm a ***** who loves the ****. the chapstick will make it stay if it sits in the sun long enough.

BabyBlaze 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 16:09

You should call her job anonymously and say that you saw her doing a drug deal in the parking lot. Even if they don't fire her,it will definitely cause her some issues.

ironwords 8

Sunday 13 March 2011 17:02

good one.

ash72393 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 17:07

what a bitch

explain_please 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 17:51

go to human resources . Then get a restraining order on that crazy ex of yours . if you don't get your job back after that, slash her tires egg her house and throw a brick through a window at her house with a note calling her a **** or something lol.

rebwonders 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 18:14

You should consult an attorney. You have a case against your ex for harassment leading to financial loss, and grounds for a restraining order. Second, while I don't recommend you peruse, you have a case for wrongful termination against your previous employer. I recommend you seek action against your ex, and then explain to your old boss how you have addressed the calls. If that was the only reason for termination, then he might give you your job back. Good luck!