By KasSmoke - 30/09/2014 02:13 - United States - Justin

Today, I was flipping out because I couldn't find my wallet, and after several hours of cussing myself out, I went downstairs to make breakfast. I poured cereal into my bowl and my wallet flopped out with the Honey Nut Cheerios. I need to stop drinking. FML
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Just_A_Tree 20

Wow! Cereal has really stepped it's game up! That has to be the best prize to ever come out of a cereal box!

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Comments

worldclassrager 39

At least you don't sleepwalk as well...who knows what could have happened with your wallet

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

I don’t drink myself but i will never understand that people take their whole wallet when they are planning to get hammered. Chances you’re going to lose it or do stupid things with your money. One of my colleagues got hammered drunk at a work party and realised the following day that he had spent about 800 euro (around 1000 USD) in buying rounds. Worse hangover of his life.

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gracehi 31

No, it's not that common to lose one's wallet when drunk. Only if one really gets so hammered that they can't remember the night before is one more likely to lose their wallet than if they were sober. However, it is fairly easy to spend more money than you realize while drinking at a bar. That's why I decide how much money I want to spend beforehand and take it out in cash. When the cash runs out, I'm done. I don't tap into my debit card. I've avoided many woes that way.

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Brandi_Faith 33

I don't drink either, but what I don't understand is wanting to get so drunk that you are no longer even aware of what you are doing. It's a recipe for disaster and chances are if you're not thinking straight, you'll do something extremely stupid. Plus, you don't even remember all the "fun" you had. Getting a bit tipsy or drunk is one thing, but no longer being conscious or in control of what you're doing is another and just stupid in my opinion.

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DocDrose 20

I would love to know the story behind how that happened

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adamfromaus 9

You should check the other cereals might find a nice surprise

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Enslaved 36

Wow, well, consider yourself lucky to find your wallet the next day. Not too many people crave cereal after a night of drinking. I bartend and most of my clientele usually crave something with grease to line their stomachs the next day. Bacon cheese burger served with a Bloody Mary are a normal breakfast where I work.

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seemetrot_fml 16

Drunk you is very smart. It knew you would have cereal for breakfast and thus find your wallet.

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cornyrob 33

Exactly! You put your wallet where you would find it. Who would look there to rob you?

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Xo_kf 8

Hey , at least you found it !

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vikky538 28

cheerios a sign for heart healthy decisiins ...

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aubama_fml 15

happens to me all the time

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Might want to rethink some life decisions.

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