at least drunk you knew where you'd go, and left your wallet there for you.

Be happy you found it :)

Fridge is usually the common one I hear about, cereal is new lol

I feel you. I once woke up under a bunk bed holding a lighter in one hand and my phone in the other. I had a black eye and a broke finger. I still to this day don't know what happened! Damn Kracken!

Yes you do need to stop drinking. It's terrible for you and as you see people become stupid when they're drunk. Good luck OP.

Don't stop drinking! You are awesome! In fact....let me drink with you :)

I feel like your drunk self did it on purpose so that you wouldn't lose it. you knew you'd have cereal in the morning, thank your drunk self

Honey nut Cheerios has stepped up their prizes

Drunk you is actually pretty smart, because he'd know you want your wallet when you'd be sober again and that you would have cereal in the morning :)

Well think about it this way, at least your drunken mind thinks to put important objects where you'll find them easily enough.