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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML

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Shotta 3

Thursday 25 June 2009 16:21

ewww wtf

lolatyouhaha 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 16:21

that's creepy, and not to mention extremely nasty.

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jdawg777 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 22:41

im the kinda guy who isnt grossed out by anything, piss, shit, spit, dead animals, blood, gore, whatever. but this just makes me shiver.

Avenging_Angel 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 22:45

Ewwie >.< Bring your iPod with you everywhere... You never know when you might need it to block out situations like these

fotc77 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 22:47

Goldmember LOL

kvgf1484 0

Friday 26 June 2009 1:24

LOL touche

fattydorito 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:15

Strangely, that doesn't gross me out that much. But it's weird as ****.

NonchalantSavant 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:32

Disturbingly Hitchcockian. And not in a good way.

crazieeli 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:36

WTF. thats creepy and disgusting!! D:

TamaraCamera 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:43

ewww, gross now my life is ******, I did not want to know this, that just creepy.

MommyNeedsMoreCo 0

Friday 26 June 2009 0:02

Eww times infinity!!!!

theflamezbegin 0

Friday 26 June 2009 0:07

gag barf choke die

ilovejellybean 0

Friday 26 June 2009 0:23

omg! i would have died! that is the sickest thing ive ever heard!!!!

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