By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML
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lolatyouhaha 0

that's creepy, and not to mention extremely nasty.

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SarahsWickedGame 0

that is extremely ******* nasty I want to go puke thats so gross

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PunkieMunkie 0

wow.. that is extremely disturbing on soo many levels.. further more wayyy to much sharing, should of just kept that between her an her very freakishly weird birds an I dont even know which one if weirder the lady or her birds... O.o

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fcktheworld 0

what the **** thats disgusting !!!!! i'd never let a bird sit on me and actually eat me ! D:

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Pipermanhattan 0

Haha. Gross, but props for imagination.

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mycreativename 0

God, I don't mind people with weird habits so much as people who love to trap you in situations that you can't get out of and describe in perverse disturbing detail every aspect of their freaking creepy habits. I hope that pedicure place doesn't let her come back after that, I know I wouldn't want to touch her after hearing something like that.

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jasax1 0

This is without a doubt one of the grossest things I have ever read.

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