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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML
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lolatyouhaha 0

that's creepy, and not to mention extremely nasty.

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QWERTYCommander 5

The illustration is amazing. Not too much BS added on, and not too little humor.

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MasteredBastard 16

She didn't even have the decency to compliment you on your feet first before wanting to steal your flesh? For shame!

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atomicbaboon 0

Warning: birds in the Southeastern United States have recently become carnivorous, mainly feeding off the dead skin of older women.

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sk8erd 15

hmm well there are some weird people out there but asking for your skin? just give it to her and RUN!!

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bubo_fml 10

I'd ask her if she had a dog...If she did, I'd offer her a turd for her pooch to roll around on!

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girlmongo3 0

so gross has mouth throw up !!!!

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Nynaewe 4

I am the master of my own gag-reflex... FAIL!

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