By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML
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lolatyouhaha 0

that's creepy, and not to mention extremely nasty.

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kravitzz1990 0

i seriously almost vomited!! WTF!!!! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY BIRD LADY!!!!!!!

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Frenz 0

This is seriously the most disgusting thing I've read on FML, maybe the internet. Someone needs to book that woman a padded cell.

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tisiphone_fml 0

Its like Alfred Hitchcock or 'Little Shop of Horrors'... they're going to become trained to eat people and then attack the city... run while you can! :p

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teeorv 2

ewwww def made me wanna do more then gag

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chunkyguy 0

skin that peels off? wtf, is she a reptile or what? who has skin thats peels!!

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xNephilim 18

Ever had a sunburn? If it's bad enough your skin WILL peel. Idiot.

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lxclark 17

*Shiver* This made me die a little inside.

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