Miscellaneous: Today, I was getting coffee when I pulled my lip balm from my...

By C BOMB - 14/09/2015 23:58 - Australia - Toowong

Today, I was getting coffee when I pulled my lip balm from my pocket and started playing with it in my hands, tapping it on my face and lip. There were there two gorgeous guys in front of me who kept turning around and staring at me. I was actually holding a tampon. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2010 00:29 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML

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By The Cat Tickler - 13/09/2018 15:00

Today, I was talking to myself and got distracted when I was going to put chapstick on my lips. I took the cap off my deodorant and put it on my lips. FML

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By xxxchelsiexxx - 06/02/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 20:06 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML

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By fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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By Puck - 26/09/2024 09:00 - Netherlands - 's-Hertogenbosch

Today, I did the "suck your finger" trick in the car to prevent my lipstick from getting on my teeth and halfway locked eyes with a random dude outside. FML

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By iFail - 29/01/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

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By splitzville - 16/03/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML

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By Anonymos_fmler - 21/10/2014 00:38 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML

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Tuesday 15 September 2015 12:36

Why would you tap anything in your face, even if it was a lip balm?

castleofg1ass 19

Tuesday 15 September 2015 12:35

Are you Giovanna plowman?

Comments

Dramori 29

Tuesday 15 September 2015 12:52

Could be worse - what if you had one of those bullet vibrators in your bag and you were tapping that on your face? That'll definitely get some attention from those two guys...

natesmummy 11

Tuesday 15 September 2015 16:59

I thought that's what she was going to say at first

achoo123 13

Tuesday 15 September 2015 13:02

Maybe their stares were due to your excessive beauty? Then again perhaps they caused because you tired to moisturize your lips with a tampon.

Thundaar25 11

Tuesday 15 September 2015 14:05

Excellent story and it made me smile. Some folks here are taking life a little to serious. Have fun!

sighlifeman 12

Tuesday 15 September 2015 14:35

you seriously didn't notice a dangling string ?

VeganDarkLight 31

Tuesday 15 September 2015 14:37

They're usually wrapped in plastic, so there's no dangling. Would be pretty unhygienic otherwise.

deerhunter25 11

Tuesday 15 September 2015 14:38

That's kinda sad really

Aimeejasmine 15

Tuesday 15 September 2015 22:59

...it's only a tampon? Not like she murdered someone in front of them, that might've been a deal breaker

rainbowsRlove 15

Tuesday 15 September 2015 14:38

haha thats pretty funny. I can see how thats embrassing. I would be curious as to why some girl was playing w her tampon while in line to get coffee too. lol just makes a great story to tell!