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By brannonjames - 10/05/2012 22:20 - United States

Today, I was getting coffee with my aunt, and she asked me to pay. She then turned to the Barista and said, "He's never had a girlfriend before, and I wanted to show him that they take your money." The Barista laughed so hard she had to excuse herself. FML
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countrygirl3250 16

and that's when you should have said; "and this is why you're on your third husband" regardless if she really is or not!

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MetalxSoldier 26

And they embarrass you. Hmm... I think as long as you don't date your aunt out anyone like her you should be fine.

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DrBlack 9

She sounds funny, this is the kind of stuff you'll all be doing when you get older.

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1crabbygirl 10

That's true. But I frequently get the impression that the young something-teens are well-represented here, disguised as older.

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groupleader 7

Hope you broke up with your aunt after that. You can do better, do you have any nice cousins or sisters that would date you?

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1crabbygirl 10

*See the earlier FML, "how to be your own cousin"

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loserman67 35

Sounds like Auntie Bitchface needs a good dousing with a nice hot cup of overpriced coffee shop coffee. Thanks to her the Barista is one more chick you won't be getting.

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perdix 29

Actually, girlfriends don't take your money, they work for it. For an overpriced coffee served by a capital B Barista (who asks to be tipped), you should expect at least a hand job. If you were a good nephew, you may have earned a nice BJ ;)

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Eraslayer 18

am I the only one who thought Baristas belong in court?

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mustangkid21 0

She's a player...... Your aunt did the same thing to me when i met her on pof

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mustangkid21 0

Maybe she should blow you to realy know what its like......

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stevenmx86 7

Your barista must have been a little slow.. I can't picture a situation where that statement is funny enough to laugh that hard at..

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Taymah49 7

I would have thrown the coffee at her butt

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JayLite 0

Your aunt seems like she had good intentions. She was right about girlfriends taking your money (if you let them) however, the person that found it so funny is a jerk. It was not that funny!

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