By brannonjames - 10/05/2012 22:20 - United States

Today, I was getting coffee with my aunt, and she asked me to pay. She then turned to the Barista and said, "He's never had a girlfriend before, and I wanted to show him that they take your money." The Barista laughed so hard she had to excuse herself. FML
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countrygirl3250 16

and that's when you should have said; "and this is why you're on your third husband" regardless if she really is or not!

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MetalxSoldier 26

And they embarrass you. Hmm... I think as long as you don't date your aunt out anyone like her you should be fine.

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RawEndo 1

Better get a girlfriend to spend your money on rather than on your aunt.

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mikeofthunder 13

If she's that good at embarrassing you, get her on your side and she'd probably get you a gal as quick as a sneeze!

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OkitaCockroach 19

Oh wow. The joke wasn't even funny. Was the barista high or something?

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kei1108 13

I don't see why that would be so hilarious. Don't listen to them, OP. You're awesome!

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icallbullshit 3

You see guys it's funny because it's true, girlfriends do take your money. If you're a doormat that is.

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br0ccoli 14

Awww. Nothing like tough love to make you hate your family members. Who needs enemies with family like that?

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teague95 16

Maybe it's because you take weird angle photos

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simonsaysYDI 8

Maybe it's because she doesn't want a Justin Bieber wannabe for a nephew?

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linkinpark98 23

There's someone for everyone, OP! I'm sure you'll find her. :)

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felisaa 5

What a random thing for your aunt to say. Just find someone better to spend your money on(:

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ancollins 6

Next time you're with her, just start walking away and say to the first guy you see "she's never had sex before, and I was just showing her how that's all some guys want"

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