By Tyler - 19/11/2011 08:05 - United States

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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
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yeezheng 6

I bet your braces must have hurt your girlfriend. I feel sorry for her instead of you OP. A large chunk of pubes rip out is no joke.

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breaver248 0

Maybe she should take care of some yard work so that won't happen again!!!

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angelemi1419 4

That must be a bitch to get out of your brackets OP. I am truly sorry, she needs to weedwhack that shit.

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woah789 1

Someone should start shaving.

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MLJ9519 2

Should a kid who still has braces even be TRYING to have sex? I mean, how old are you???

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guitar_god7007 3

Everyone here is saying she should shave her snatch. Really, I think the greater problem is that you now have to shave your teeth.

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radiariad 0

Ouch tht wuld have hurt for her!

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