Intimacy: Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first...

By Tyler - 19/11/2011 08:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

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By gjh - 19/01/2009 03:20 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML

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By unendowed - 18/03/2012 02:11 - United States - Katy

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent the next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML

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By drpepperking10 - 02/07/2016 23:27 - United States

Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML

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By :x - 03/02/2016 15:40 - United States - Richmond

Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML

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By mortified - 22/01/2011 16:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML

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By At least she knows I floss - 25/08/2017 14:15 - United States - Pomona

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents and everything was going perfectly. He and I even had some time alone upstairs, where I gave him a blowjob. After dinner, his mom helpfully pointed out something stuck in my braces and inspected it for me. It was a pube. FML

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By mrricecakes - 23/03/2012 05:55 - United States - Gilbert

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML

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By nickthetank - 31/12/2011 09:21 - Canada

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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yeezheng 6

Saturday 19 November 2011 16:23

I bet your braces must have hurt your girlfriend. I feel sorry for her instead of you OP. A large chunk of pubes rip out is no joke.

maddy23a 5

Saturday 19 November 2011 16:17

Nice one ace

Comments

FreezeeMonsta 19

Wednesday 23 November 2011 6:59

if that ish smell like chicken, keep on lickin. If that ish smell like trout GET THE **** OUT!

RobJones 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 14:30

You deserved that it's not romantic to take your gfs panties off with you teeth!

FemmePagan 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 17:29

And thats why you dont go down on her in any sense of the word, until you get your braces off

aubrieelove 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 21:59

ok thts nasty she shud shave and like panties? WTF tell tht bitch to get a thong! I feel sorry for u fyl!

SarahMacPhersonn 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:39

Gross .

shakey1018 2

Thursday 24 November 2011 3:58

Ahahaha, im sorry but thats funny.

Trencher21 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 4:05

That Is Wrong And Suxs In Soooo Many Ways

summermadee 2

Thursday 24 November 2011 8:53

um, i'm sorry, but if you're young enough to have braces, you're too young to be pulling off someone's panties. sorry kiddo, it's called karma

TMorejin 2

Thursday 24 November 2011 14:42

Why does she not shave!!!!? It's not even your fault! its hers for not shaving. she should let them grow and shave right before you guys hang out..

Cory_FML 5

Thursday 24 November 2011 15:57

Half braces half weed wacker

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He knows that I love when he breathes on my neck. Just when I was about to finish, he put his lips a millimeter away from my neck and ear, and breathed, "I love how you smell like my grandmother's house." FML

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Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML

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