By Tyler - 19/11/2011 08:05 - United States

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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
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yeezheng 6

I bet your braces must have hurt your girlfriend. I feel sorry for her instead of you OP. A large chunk of pubes rip out is no joke.

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DarkGem 13

If you have braces you're too young to be having sex anyways

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magnetic_aura 26

Might have been a little ambitious for your first time... But, at least that's a good way to introduce and discuss grooming preferences. Good luck!

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thatnewgirl 16

I did something similar but I cut my ex boyfriends foreskin with my braces when I was dating him. as far as I know he's still bleeding from it

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lovinloki 9

I mean some people do get them later but for the most part if you've still got braces you're a bit young to be doin stuff like that

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lovinlife028 24

I know this is an old FML but I gotta just say that OP deserved it for the following reasons: 1. You used the word "intimate." Girls don't like that shit. It gives us the creeps. 2. You attempted to take off panties with teeth, which isn't romantic, but even more creepy than #1.

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