By Anonymous - 05/09/2009 02:43 - United States

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Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend in my dorm room. My roommate came in, despite the signal I had up on the door. She didn't leave. She got on her computer and started playing Solitaire. FML
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hi_from_HI 0

Yeah it's called living in a dorm!!! You have to share your living space and she is not required to avoid going to her home all because of some sign. Guess it's time for you to grow up or find some other place if you can't control your urges.

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captainmaharet 1

Today, I went into my room to find my roommate and her boyfriend *******. They told me to get out of my room. FML.

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pineapplemartyr 0

not that weird... i had sex with my friend's boyfriend, she complained about my knee hitting her chest, since she was sitting right next to us...

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Fentown_fml 4

Now that IS strange ... OP shouldn't have expected her roommate to accommodate to her sexual urges. YDI

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palasarop 0

spoiled little brats...MY DORM DOESNT HAVE A FOCKING COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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xlostwithoutu 0

Slutt get married. And it's her dorm too.

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6991 0

Do you have sex in your room a lot, essentially locking your roomate out? if so, she might have done it on purpose becuase she was pissed that you hog the room all the time. trust me, slutty roomates are the worst.

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sunshineabigail 0

I would just think that was hot. I like to be watched. I would've asked her to join, if she were up to par that is.

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thatguy0812 0

haha dude same thing happened to me but i had my gf at the time bent over her bed her roommate came in i just waved and kept at it haha she ran out of the room apparently disgusted

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Rebelwitotapause 0

did it turn u on knowin that u 2 were bein watched? rawr lol

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SirJamie77 7

And that roommate is now your, ex-roommate. ...right?

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jvandy 0

ur roommate is such a ****. at least play a more classier game. geez

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JoSmokes 10

YDI for thinking that you deserve alone time in a room you share. My roommate would have sex in our dorm and i wasnt allowed in the room one night until 1 in the morning. I was pretty pissed and im sure your roommate feels the same way. No sympathy from me. You definately deserve it

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