Intimacy: Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend in my dorm room....

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend in my dorm room. My roommate came in, despite the signal I had up on the door. She didn't leave. She got on her computer and started playing Solitaire. FML

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Today, I listened to my roommate having sex from 3 a.m. until 6 a.m. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML

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hi_from_HI 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 13:18

Yeah it's called living in a dorm!!! You have to share your living space and she is not required to avoid going to her home all because of some sign. Guess it's time for you to grow up or find some other place if you can't control your urges.

captainmaharet 1

Saturday 5 September 2009 21:06

Today, I went into my room to find my roommate and her boyfriend *******. They told me to get out of my room. FML.

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pineapplemartyr 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 2:43

not that weird... i had sex with my friend's boyfriend, she complained about my knee hitting her chest, since she was sitting right next to us...

Fentown_fml 4

Monday 12 October 2009 1:58

Now that IS strange ... OP shouldn't have expected her roommate to accommodate to her sexual urges. YDI

palasarop 0

Saturday 12 December 2009 3:15

spoiled little brats...MY DORM DOESNT HAVE A FOCKING COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

xlostwithoutu 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 19:27

Slutt get married. And it's her dorm too.

6991 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 14:56

Do you have sex in your room a lot, essentially locking your roomate out? if so, she might have done it on purpose becuase she was pissed that you hog the room all the time. trust me, slutty roomates are the worst.

sunshineabigail 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 21:46

I would just think that was hot. I like to be watched. I would've asked her to join, if she were up to par that is.

thatguy0812 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 7:33

haha dude same thing happened to me but i had my gf at the time bent over her bed her roommate came in i just waved and kept at it haha she ran out of the room apparently disgusted

Rebelwitotapause 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 5:42

did it turn u on knowin that u 2 were bein watched? rawr lol

SirJamie77 7

Sunday 25 April 2010 16:05

And that roommate is now your, ex-roommate. ...right?

jvandy 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 16:03

ur roommate is such a ****. at least play a more classier game. geez

JoSmokes 10

Wednesday 7 July 2010 0:59

YDI for thinking that you deserve alone time in a room you share. My roommate would have sex in our dorm and i wasnt allowed in the room one night until 1 in the morning. I was pretty pissed and im sure your roommate feels the same way. No sympathy from me. You definately deserve it