Intimacy: Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend in my dorm room....

By Anonymous - 05/09/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend in my dorm room. My roommate came in, despite the signal I had up on the door. She didn't leave. She got on her computer and started playing Solitaire. FML

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hi_from_HI 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 13:18

Yeah it's called living in a dorm!!! You have to share your living space and she is not required to avoid going to her home all because of some sign. Guess it's time for you to grow up or find some other place if you can't control your urges.

captainmaharet 1

Saturday 5 September 2009 21:06

Today, I went into my room to find my roommate and her boyfriend *******. They told me to get out of my room. FML.

Comments

intoxicuunt 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 13:13

where did you expect her to go, did u think she should just sit outside your door for the night, stop being so selfish, it her room too

hi_from_HI 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 13:18

BleedingAssassin 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 14:12

omg it happened to me! but when i was trying to do my gf, she started playing solitaire

KailyKii 11

Thursday 6 October 2011 15:40

I find it hilarious that you said "Trying to do" 'Do'... Seriously?

visage 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 14:59

And.....? I hope you get the clap so you know what a real fml is.

idratherbewrestl 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 17:32

or herpes....

captainmaharet 1

Saturday 5 September 2009 21:06

Today, I went into my room to find my roommate and her boyfriend *******. They told me to get out of my room. FML.

sprocketlaunch 14

Friday 2 October 2009 18:01

winrar is you- here is one internet. don't spend it all in one place.

deliapearl 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 22:27

I don't see why u are so shy. it would have been polite for u to ask if she wanted to join

TarasTrouble 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 23:55

i woulda just did it anyways, its her fault for stayin

Rouge_Plague 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 2:07

Its as much there place as it is yours. Go do it somewhere else. YDI

PLUR33 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 3:18

Agreed.

Apprentice4Life 5

Monday 10 June 2013 6:06

Off topic.... But your picture says "Grammar Nazi".... The "there" in your post is supposed to be "their".... P.S. I'm on a seesaw with this one. Kinda YDI.. But still kinda F your life.