Health: Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick... - FML

By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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By blondessdoll - 04/05/2016 17:30 - United States

Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML

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By shiiiiit - 15/11/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, I was having trouble blowing out the last of the several candles on my bedside table. Exasperated, I blew as hard as I could, which sent hot wax from the other candles shooting into the air, all over my face and into my eyes. FML

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By waxer150 - 22/03/2015 22:32 - United States - Ashtabula

Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn his head. When I ripped the strip, I punched him in the face. FML

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By Eyebrowless - 06/06/2015 16:29 - United States - Willingboro

Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML

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By Ugggggggggg - 06/11/2012 05:11 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML

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By LoserOfTheYear - 09/11/2009 22:27 - United States

Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML

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By helpme - 15/07/2013 17:25 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML

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By pizzaface - 09/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML

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By SpontaneousAM - 15/04/2017 14:00 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, while moving my wax burner away from the window, I spilled hot wax all over my hands, the wall, and in my electric fireplace. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2023 18:00

Today, I was cleaning wax out my ears when my wife came barrelling into the bathroom, desperate to pee. The door slammed right into the side of my head and the cotton swab I was using was pushed all the way in and ruptured my eardrum. FML

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amayaa_fml 7

Friday 31 December 2010 12:27

oh my god :0 this seems like something that would happen in an episode of family guy

pertained 12

Friday 31 December 2010 12:21

thats gotta hurt

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supahnazi 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 12:18

tht sounds incredibly painful

Luv_Meh_Beeotch 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 12:46

lAWlz StuPId AzZ!! (nOT Yu oP tHE gUrl thT wAz GiviN yU a WAx]

CherryBombb 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 22:14

I fInD iT iNcReDiBlY sTuPiD wHeN pEoPlE tYpE lYk DiS. stupid ass crack. -__-

mzeemzima 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 13:55

why did u wax ur chest? kinda gay

monkeymegmo 4

Sunday 2 January 2011 4:36

sue

Peaches03007 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 16:03

that's freaking hilarious! if you got wax in your eyes, how were you able to post this??

sami2wami 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 20:16

they have a nasty law suit waiting for them.

Googlieeyes92 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 10:20

Lol i love how everyone is stuck on a man getting his chest waxed. Who the hell cares its his body, sometimes to much hair is gross anyway. Just because you want to look like a caveman doesnt mean its gay..

LaughinStock 16

Tuesday 4 January 2011 18:17

HAHA sux to be u

msbrinacheetaah 2

Wednesday 13 July 2011 20:03

):

monique8axel 6

Wednesday 21 March 2012 6:51

Alright that's when you sue a bitch!

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