App
FML for mobile
Free
Open in app

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
I agree, your life sucks 598
You deserved it 46

Top comments

TheEmoPrepGirl 0

Ouch! Dump her and get on with your life!

bioclock 0

I hope you knocked on your neighbor's door and dumped the bitch right then and there.

Comments

nugget88 0

I agree with # 19: Did you consider that the person it way have been a coincidence that a phone rang in the next room at the same time you were calling your girlfriend????

did u consider going over there and having a threesome?? lol jk but that sucks dump the bitch

Did you consider that their ringtones are probably different

#22&#19 have u considered to think that maybe he has her own ringtone for him and that he recognizes it????! Ummm DUHH!

Ender_ 0

Punch through the wall because they're obviously not that thick. She'll be immediately impressed and want to **** your brains out. Chicks dig machoism. hahahahahaha.

I hope you donkey punched her and falcon punched him if there was actual cheating going on

xiloveyoux3 0

sorry but your girlfriend...erm, i'm guessing ex-girlfriend, is pretty stupid to do the nasty and cheat on you right next door.

Especially without turning her ringer off.

Dallaspickle24 0
Twonty2 6

Or she really did wanted to break up with him with a drama like that?

lonely_hero 0

#9 how do you know they made it up? like chill, how would you feel if this happen to you and some said oh your making this up ! like , wow, dude that sucks, you should totally confront her about it, and then go talk to your room mate about it, thats what i would do if my boyfriend did that, plus, dont take her back because people who cheat are mostlikely to cheat again ! good luck !

helen__fml 0

While the part of me who still thinks there's decency in this world would like to believe that it might have been coincidence that the phone next door rang at the same time with the exact same ringtone (since most of us seem to have rather snazzy ones these days, including specific ones for different contacts in our phones) as his girlfriend... I don't believe in coincidences. So, in my book... that does suck for you. :( And I definitely don't think you deserved it just for not immediately reacting by rushing over there and kicking someone's ass (or, for all I know, you did actually do this but just didn't include it in the FML story) because if this happened to me I'd definitely be in a state of shock for at least a good few hours... and then the "Imma kill a bitch" mode would set in, lol.

#24 FARUCON PAAAAAAAWNCH! That would be perfect.