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By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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TheEmoPrepGirl 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:19

Ouch! Dump her and get on with your life!

bioclock 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 1:27

I hope you knocked on your neighbor's door and dumped the bitch right then and there.

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deuce_wild 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 17:15

and then what happened?

CorynneCade 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 17:36

Umm...... wow.... I'm sorry but that is KINDA funny! But absolutely horrible for you of course! Dump her and find someone less of a *****!

Occam 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 18:35

I literally said "Ohhh....shit" out loud.

371747 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:13

That happened to one of my old roommates and the guy he was seeing... I witnessed it. It was kind of beautiful, like living on television or something.

MelzerB 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 20:31

Ouch :(

hootersgirl09 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 21:03

CHOKE A BITCH . xoxo, Kate :]

notaproblem 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 21:22

I know that this is technically possible... but really?

ilovefmlife 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 21:49

my mouth dropped when I read this. OMG that sucks.

vanillawire 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 23:30

damn hoes teach that bitch a lesson

DizzyDemon0 9

Monday 30 March 2009 0:05

so many loose women these days...

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