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By Anonymous - 09/03/2012 15:14 - United States

Today, I was given a bottle of vitamins that are supposed to help your memory. I forgot them at home. FML

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By sofakingweetodit - 18/10/2010 12:44 - United States

Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2016 11:17 - United States

Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML

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By Druggie - 07/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Culver City

Today, after a week of being tired and depressed, I realized my bottles for anti-depressants and muscle relaxants had gotten switched around. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2015 17:33 - United Kingdom - Limavady

Today, someone at work took my delicate medication out of the fridge to make room for their lunch. Now my medication has expired. FML

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By suckstobefat - 22/01/2012 06:10 - Canada

Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML

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By Kreen - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff

Today, I realized that mixing alcohol with my medication causes me to lose my memory. I went to see my favorite band in concert last night and I can't remember a single song they played. FML

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By keyless - 14/04/2012 15:20 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML

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By anxiety - 16/11/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I had an anxiety attack because I thought I'd lost my anxiety medication. It ended up being on the shelf right where I left it. FML

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By St Steven - 15/04/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping but once at the store I realized that I'd forgotten my shopping list at home. I ended up buying a bunch of random items using basic guesswork and forgetting what I had originally gone to the store for. I now have two avocados, even though I hate avocados. FML

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By anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00

Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML

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steadycreepin 5

Friday 9 March 2012 18:46

It's normal to.. Wait what's that word?

kamikrazy 6

Friday 9 March 2012 18:53

I always forget my vitamins except for the dinosaur shaped ones.

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TylerDirty 15

Friday 20 April 2012 19:48

Hehe you just have to hate the universe lol it just works really well to create the perfect irony :p

Dilwann 27

Tuesday 22 January 2013 22:26

Not sure if anyone already mentioned it, but your memory can easily be 'trained'. Just do some memory exercises, it helps your brains to connect the dots in efficient ways.

duma191 21

Saturday 24 August 2013 0:17

i have something that is supposed to help memory. I forgot about the bottle of it unroll two weeks after I bought it.

lolalola47l 8

Wednesday 13 November 2013 19:27

some irony there

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 9 July 2014 11:49

Do you know why I take this blue pill? It's to remind me to take...which pill? (What's up doc)

krispybacon4321 23

Saturday 27 December 2014 20:04

Irony at its finest.

ThunderLightTSV 31

Tuesday 17 November 2015 1:24

I'd laugh at your expense but I've done the same thing

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