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By Anonymous - 09/03/2012 15:14 - United States

Today, I was given a bottle of vitamins that are supposed to help your memory. I forgot them at home. FML

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By sofakingweetodit - 18/10/2010 12:44 - United States

Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2016 11:17 - United States

Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML

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By Druggie - 07/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Culver City

Today, after a week of being tired and depressed, I realized my bottles for anti-depressants and muscle relaxants had gotten switched around. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2015 17:33 - United Kingdom - Limavady

Today, someone at work took my delicate medication out of the fridge to make room for their lunch. Now my medication has expired. FML

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By suckstobefat - 22/01/2012 06:10 - Canada

Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML

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By Kreen - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff

Today, I realized that mixing alcohol with my medication causes me to lose my memory. I went to see my favorite band in concert last night and I can't remember a single song they played. FML

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By keyless - 14/04/2012 15:20 - United Kingdom - Aberdeen

Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML

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By anxiety - 16/11/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I had an anxiety attack because I thought I'd lost my anxiety medication. It ended up being on the shelf right where I left it. FML

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By St Steven - 15/04/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping but once at the store I realized that I'd forgotten my shopping list at home. I ended up buying a bunch of random items using basic guesswork and forgetting what I had originally gone to the store for. I now have two avocados, even though I hate avocados. FML

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By anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00

Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML

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steadycreepin 5

Friday 9 March 2012 18:46

It's normal to.. Wait what's that word?

kamikrazy 6

Friday 9 March 2012 18:53

I always forget my vitamins except for the dinosaur shaped ones.

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KrayKrayGurl117 7

Saturday 10 March 2012 0:42

I know how you feel OP, I'm horrible with my mem.... Oh look a BUTTERFLY!!! Wait what were we talking about again? Whoops.

aquaeyedsiren 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 2:45

@72, what, that you're an idiot?

loufol22 5

Saturday 10 March 2012 3:11

Doctor: you have short term memory loss Patient: noooo Patient: wait what do I have?

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 9 July 2014 11:51

It runs in my family...at least I think it does...

Killafornia 1

Saturday 10 March 2012 3:28

Oh the irony...

iamcrazy_fml 6

Saturday 10 March 2012 5:23

Looks like the vitamins didn't work very well...

SeemsToFail 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 5:27

What if you forgot if you took the vitamin or not...

NIChernandez 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 5:28

I have done that before!

Vanilla1Thrilla 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 7:23

I forgot what I was gonna post... Damn!

ASREAL611 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 19:32

Lmao

hurrican_fml 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 23:09

Yeah...those are probably ineffective then

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