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Why were you jogging in the middle of the hall?
I can't stand the hall monitors in school.I almost landed an In School Suspension because of a dumbass security guard telling me I was 'endangering' everybody in the halls.
Welcome to the Land of the Free... :)
It's a well known fact. It starts with jogging in the middle of the hall, and leads to doing drugs and robbing old people on the streets.
You should have known better, OP. Running in the hallway is a serious offence. I know you were only jogging, but we all know what jogging leads to. It's only a matter of time until find yourself running up and down the halls wondering where it all went wrong...
you should be careful jogging in hallways my cousin died doing that!!!!!
I'm sure there are rules against running in the halls (and jogging, I guess, is considered running), but this punishment sounds a bit excessive. Or have you been caught jogging before, been told not to do it, and continued doing it in spite of repeated warnings?
That sounds dumb to me... But I could be wrong...
Whaaaaaat!! That may be just a tad extreme. Imagine if you were holding scissors!
Aw dang it you had beaten me to it haha
oh wow, that is serious, you could have started a stampede, or worse yet, a fad. Soon everyone might jog and that would be the downfall of society.
Thats why Americans rank so poorly in education on a global scale...lets suspend for dumb crap and wonder why we rank 26/27 of industrialized nations...smh
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That is worst of all violations. You should have known better.
Damn hall monitors :P