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Its time to go jump the hall monitors!!!
No running in the damn halls!
How badass!
Damn, that sucks OP, I've been suspended for dropping a pencil and it caused "disruption" and "I attempted to cause harm to someone"
Our high school ain't even that strict.
But I bet they let girls walk around in skanky clothes without rewarding a violation. At least that was my school.
In middle school, I was punished in the hallway by a teacher for wearing a headband that had a bit of blue velvet cloth on it and resembled a bandana. A few weeks later, I saw another girl (who was previously suspended for being affiliated with gang activity during school) wearing a thicker traditional bandana, and not one teacher mentioned it to her. I think they punish the kids who are poor *and* aren't considered dangerous by a majority of the faculty.
Oh at our school you can be found having sex in The chapel and only get one day.(not me other girl)
Crazy bastard
Dafuq?!?
That's alright. A teacher once tried to suspend me. She didn't give a reason right off the bat, but when I pressed her for it she said it was because I was breathing too loudly. I wasn't suspended.
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That is worst of all violations. You should have known better.
Damn hall monitors :P