By anonymous - 04/11/2014 12:03 - Canada - North Vancouver

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
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xleanne_aLly 23

Buy him and yourself baby whipes OP. I thought it sounded weird first too. But I have a lot of friends with babies, who obviously own baby whipes. She (and now myself) use them after toilet paper, when she's on her period or a poop. Her boyfriend uses baby whipes after he poops too. It makes sense right? Ohana, it means nothing is left behind or forgotten Neither of you will have this problem again.

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imchacon22 19

gross. that's why you make sure he showers first

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GeneralDerp 5

Don't try to pick the frosted dingleberries.

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daddysgirl8 21

Portuguese parents would be like "Billy? You want mommy show you how to wipe your ass?"

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melisauc69 3

thats ******* hilarious !!!!!

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yellowzinnias 20

This happens to everyone at one time or another. If you're mature, you get over it and move on. Boyfriend was going down on me once and started laughing...I had toilet paper lint (little fuzzies). He brushed them off and dove in, because we're grownups.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Well, at least you know he wipes. But does he also wash his hands? You have to watch that with a lot of men...

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Parvati48 15

You shouldn't have looked down OP, never look down haha.

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