By anonymous - 04/11/2014 12:03 - Canada - North Vancouver

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML
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xleanne_aLly 23

Buy him and yourself baby whipes OP. I thought it sounded weird first too. But I have a lot of friends with babies, who obviously own baby whipes. She (and now myself) use them after toilet paper, when she's on her period or a poop. Her boyfriend uses baby whipes after he poops too. It makes sense right? Ohana, it means nothing is left behind or forgotten Neither of you will have this problem again.

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False_Stupidity 41

I had to laugh at this FML because this is something I sometimes do on purpose. I'll put paper there to absorb sweat and stop chafing, not because I haven't cleaned up properly.

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juturnaamo 29

Some sort of talcum powder might be better for that.

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BigDave469 15

I told her not to post our private stories here!

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Witchylady 17

That would ruin it for me. Wouldn't be able to get that image out of my mind.

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pcgwm 13

that's when you know you need to abort!! ?

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DoctorDex 11

Gag. See this is why we don't do that. Y'all don't keep yourselves clean and it's disgusting. You aren't an infant. Clean yourself!!! THATS VOMIT WORTHY. Nasty...

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