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By dukemisery - 01/10/2016 05:34 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I was glad to find out that all the bedbugs have been eaten. Now I have a spider infestation. FML
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sturschaedel 27

I absolutely hate spiders. But in this specific case I would choose them over the alternative.

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ab290 10

get a lizard to eat the spiders lol

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Faithlynn816 11

OMG thats not good, I'd be freaking out!

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nightingale21 7

Peppermint and vinegar. Spiders hate that shiz

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MoroseMoose 47

My best friend swears by cacti. A cactus in every window drives them away.

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PePziNL 20

What? How? How would a cactus drive away spiders? I'm actually curious.

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r1has 28

Get a bird infestation to deal with the spiders, a cat infestation to deal with the birds, a dog infestation to deal with the cats, and then get a gun to shoot all the dogs. Or you know, keep em. Mother Nature FTW

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Wishe 17

Follow the old lady's example in the nursery rhyme and bring in a bird :p

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writerchic85 25

I can't imagine the spiders could have eaten all the bedbugs unless you have like 1000 spiders in your house. Nevertheless I think I'd rather have spiders than bedbugs. At least spiders don't bite unless you're directly harming them.

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domolovesyoshi 33

They did say spider 'infestation' which usually means more than a couple.

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irisr_fml 24

Well I guess if we're looking at the bright side it's an improvement? I'm sorry OP, good luck!

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ThrottleJockey 35

At least spiders don't generally feed on you while you sleep leaving you and your sheets dotted with blood.

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sailorarctic 22

spiders are much easier to get rid of than bedbugs. count yourself lucky. you got some spiderbros. I have a flea and fruit fly infestation I'm dealing with. my house spiders are loving it and normally I'd be tearing their webs down and chasing them off with a broom but as long as I see those little black corpses of them eating my pests they can stay.

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