Miscellaneous: Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like....

By harrysolo - 19/07/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I was going on a first date with a girl I really like. We were going to see the new Harry Potter movie, and she told me she was getting all dressed up. It was only after I picked her up I realized she meant that she was dressing nicely. I was dressed as Harry Potter. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2021 00:01

Today, I had my first ever date. He invited me to dinner and a movie. Then he put on "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo." I couldn’t think of an excuse to get out, so I had to wait till the end of the film. FML

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By Sash - 06/04/2012 21:04 - United Kingdom

Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML

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By toastedguy - 01/12/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, I went on my first date in a long time. We went to see "New Moon." After the girl stole my hat, I grabbed her phone. While trying to get it back, she held a lighter to me, threatening me. Next thing I know my beard is on fire, so not only did I have to sit through horrible acting, I got burnt. FML

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By sadday - 20/11/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, I was planning on going on a date with a girl I've really liked. She told me today was the only we could hang out before her trip. I got an expensive hair cut, planned on cooking her dinner, and pulled a few strings and got on the list for a big concert. Turns out she'd rather go shopping FML

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By MCKilllerrr - 18/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, the girl I really liked started talking to me, so I asked her out on a date. After waiting an hour at the theatre, I texted her asking where she was. She replied with, "Oh! You were serious about the date?!" FML

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By waterspike - 29/01/2010 13:18 - France

Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML

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By rokkstarrrVRV - 28/12/2013 08:42 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2023 02:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. I arrived early and waited for him for over an hour. When he finally showed up, he was wearing the exact same outfit as me. FML

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By beachbumb8538 - 15/07/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML

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First date from hell

By lizzardbreath - 31/03/2009 10:44 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I don't know very well. He told me to dress in formal attire, so I assumed he was taking me to a nice dinner. He took me to his brother's wedding, and introduced me as "The One" to his entire family. FML

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qwerty23 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 9:14

Well, I'm a girl, and I would totally dress up as Harry Potter. Just not for a first date. :P

Junaeffer 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 9:15

haha i wanna know what happened when she saw you! that's cute that you got dressed up though, it was just a misunderstanding[: you'll be okay

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lincolnunit 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 18:18

well its first date he dunno wat kinda girl she is; its a given to dress up nicely for dates, so theres no point in mentioning that unless customs are involved. i dont think he deserves it, i would have misunderstood too, but not really a fan of harry potter

_musical_addict_ 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 18:29

#76 ftw that's great :)) I personally think this is hilarious and adorable. This is obviously a little misunderstanding. She'll get over it. F all you people's lives who are like "omg you loser. Ydi" fyl for having no sense of fun and humor

mister_moops 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 18:29

i thought it was going to be the other way around. "i thought she was going to dress nicely but she came dressed as hermione" or something whatevs, ydi, broski

itsohsoabsurd 6

Sunday 19 July 2009 18:35

i'd love to date a guy who would do that!

cruncheweezy 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 18:36

Seriously you guys? C'mon, I'd be absolutely giddy if a guy actually dressed up for Harry Potter to go on a date with me. It show's he's not scared to make a fool of himself to have a little fun, and he's not one of those uber-macho-that's-too-geeky-for-me kind of assholes you see all the time. Kudos man, neither FYL or YDI. I think you rock.

daydreambeliever 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 23:41

I'm with you. I can't stand those guys!

MrIrish20 1

Sunday 19 July 2009 18:36

You idiot, girls don't dress up for those kinds of things.

cruncheweezy 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 23:55

I do, too.

Me27 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 18:45

I am with #129. I'd LOVE it.

Frodoslife 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 18:55

Dude F all theses haters! and FyL i would have done the samething. Hopefully she was a fan and thought it was cool and you got some action

ReneO93 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 19:03

F all these haters?? Dude, the movie sucked and he dressed as the main character in that movie, and it was on a first date...that's as bad as it gets.