Creeped out

By dadum - 27/01/2011 07:17 - Australia

Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML
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perdix 29

Looks like she's done her homework! If you do have to have a stalker, you certainly don't want a lazy one. If mine don't get their facts straight, I close my bliñds when I shower.

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therealdavid 0

Hey! I made it on fml! jk;)

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Renesaga 8

Exiting right? What's wrong with the left side exit?

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lerouxmaster 7

Creep the hell out of this stalker. Do very strange stuff and act like you're gonna kill her. Good luck OP.

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helloletsgo 0

that's just means she stalks your Facebook. make your profile private and delete randoms!!

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raNDMGUy 5

I reckon the boyfriend had just told her all about the OP and that's why she got paranoid and knows everything about her

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FYLDeep 25

Quit trying to steal her boyfriend then. If she knows that much about you, then I'm assuming she could figure out your intentions correctly.

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penguin7 0

um not necessarily. there are plenty of obsessively jealous women out there that make this nonsense up! beware! for saying that u might end up with one

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USAF_girl 3

Dancing with a guy doesn't qualify as boyfriend stealing. Some women r psycho and if you don't see a problem with the fml then u probably have your own issues. good luck with that....

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awesomeooo3 0

Yeah pretty sure she wasn't actually trying to steal her boyfriend. Sounds like this guy she danced with however long ago has an obsessive psycho girlfriend, and OP hasn't actually done anything wrong (as far as we know).

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Uh, pardon me for asking, but do none of you realize that Deep may not actually be serious?

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USAF_girl 3

It didn't sound sarcastic at all and I definitely know sarcasm.....

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Please explain how that has a serious tone to it. Most of what he said just doesn't work IRL, making this a non-serious comment.

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Newmocheybear 5

Get a darn restraining order! Maybe she's that roommate from that previous FML?

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insanesna1l 0

actually it's Australia and we just ignore them until they go away. congrats on having a new friend :-)

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LadyClarik 8

Did your previous activities include Perdix's short and curlies and Morris dancing? If so YDI.

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perdix 29

Looks like she's done her homework! If you do have to have a stalker, you certainly don't want a lazy one. If mine don't get their facts straight, I close my bliñds when I shower.

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mycookiezz 0

"So stalker, you thought I was at the supermarket yesterday when I was really at the mall... No peep show for you!" xD

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Doortje 29

She has issues : And you have a problem. I'd say go to the police, but since she was a stranger to you that probably won't work. Do you even remember who was your dance partner back then? If so, try to contact him and tell him what happened.

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