By chococool223 - 12/04/2009 10:51 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was going on a plane to Chicago. My passport picture is 6 years old, and back then I was a beautiful model. Now, I gave birth to a child and gained 50 lbs. When I showed my passport to the airport atendents, I got arrested for stealing someones passport. FML
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chococool223 0

okay, i couldnt put to much info in my thread because the 300 word limit kept me from writing too much information. As a mom, i can't really go around wearing all this fancy makeup or whatever, it would be unreasonable. Also, i cut my hair to about chin length, and dyed it brown (i used to be blonde) because since im a mom, i wanted to look the part. when i was a model, I was 20-30 lbs underweight, so when I gained 50 lbs, it made a difference to my face. Also, i was NOT travelling from somewhere in the US to Chicago, i was travelling from my vacation in Korea to Chicago. I have a Dutch passport, so its different there. but anyways, im loosing weight and i acually got a new passport picture today so i wont be having this problem again

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Endymion_fml 0

Why didn't you get a new one when you changed so much? Don't be too hard on those guys, they're just doing their jobs.

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Atropos_fml 0

They didn't see any sort of facial resemblance?

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shmollycoco 0

fail. it sounds way too fake to me. sorry!

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wuteva 0

i dont believe this one... i put on 60 pounds from 3 kids and my FACE hasnt changed besides a little chubbier...

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Sarah_R 0

YDI for describing your old self as a "beautiful model"

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bodymassage 0

YDI for thinking you were a 'beautiful model.'

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Sarah_R 0

YDI for describing your old self as a "beautiful model"

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mercedeslove 0

YDI for having kids. Buy some coat hangers.

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crazy_legs_mcgee 0

I'd just like to say that the last time I got my passport the lady working at the post office was dumber then a bag of hammers. She acted like she was God's gift to the postal service. It honestly took an hour for her to take my photo. I'm totally waiting for mine to expire before it gets renewed If it came down to getting detained by the semi-competent airport security people or dealing with the bat-shit crazy post office lady, I'm getting arrested.

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gurlgurlgurl 0

wtf... #110, #111, and #112 are ******* ass retards. if someone is beautiful, they would know it. obviously you guys wouldnt know.

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eleni_fml 0

What's obvious is that #111 and #112 are the same person. So that was a fail.

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musu_fml 0

So fake it's not even funny.

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average_girl 0

i kno 115! its not like the OP was full of herself... maybe she really WAS a model that everybody thought was beautiful... 110, 111, and 112 need 2 stfu

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