By chococool223 - 12/04/2009 10:51 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was going on a plane to Chicago. My passport picture is 6 years old, and back then I was a beautiful model. Now, I gave birth to a child and gained 50 lbs. When I showed my passport to the airport atendents, I got arrested for stealing someones passport. FML
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chococool223 0

okay, i couldnt put to much info in my thread because the 300 word limit kept me from writing too much information. As a mom, i can't really go around wearing all this fancy makeup or whatever, it would be unreasonable. Also, i cut my hair to about chin length, and dyed it brown (i used to be blonde) because since im a mom, i wanted to look the part. when i was a model, I was 20-30 lbs underweight, so when I gained 50 lbs, it made a difference to my face. Also, i was NOT travelling from somewhere in the US to Chicago, i was travelling from my vacation in Korea to Chicago. I have a Dutch passport, so its different there. but anyways, im loosing weight and i acually got a new passport picture today so i wont be having this problem again

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Endymion_fml 0

Why didn't you get a new one when you changed so much? Don't be too hard on those guys, they're just doing their jobs.

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Atropos_fml 0

They didn't see any sort of facial resemblance?

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GubuntoidOSX 0

If this is true, you deserve it. I'm not a woman and I've [obviously] never given birth, so I'm not going to pretend that it's something easy. However, being pregnant and bearing a child is really no excuse for gaining 50 pounds. Woman need to stop using that as an excuse to eat like cows. My mom bore 4 children and still looks great. Take care of yourself.

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Shihaby 0

Well unless you gave birth through your nose, I don't see how the picture wouldn't look like you!

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YtotallyDI 0

It's amazing how it takes some women gaining upwards of 100 pounds to have a 6 pound baby.

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FingMLsince1986 0

Passports are valid for 5 years since the date they were issued. This would mean that your passport was no longer valid regardless of how fat you got.

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Get_Naykid 0

YDI. Use protection.

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chanceuse_fml 0

#80- There is the possibility she wanted the child. Imagine that.

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RachBearr 0

hahahaaha that sucks!!

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kylepwn1 0

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Man...its stories like this that make total boredom livable. Oh and lose some weight. (then again, if you did, it'd mean less potential funny fml's like this one HAH!)

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