Transportation: Today, I was going so slow in traffic that my GPS asked me if...

By anonymous - 25/07/2013 01:31 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was going so slow in traffic that my GPS asked me if I wanted to switch to pedestrian mode. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2011 14:55 - United States

Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2023 22:00

Today, I got into a heated, one-sided argument with my GPS, and ended up driving around in circles for an hour due to roadworks messing with my GPS's computations. FML

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By thanks google - 04/09/2018 16:30 - United States - Naperville

Today, while I was driving, Google said it found a faster route to save me 15 minutes. I hit accept, only be directed into a gridlock on the interstate, adding an hour to my drive time. FML

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By Jaymail - 11/10/2020 10:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was stuck in backed up traffic because of construction for so long that my phone actually listed where I was stuck in traffic as a place I visited. FML

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By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Lost... - 06/03/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, after leaving work at 10 pm, I took a shortcut to the highway. After getting lost, my GPS informed me that the service was unavailable and I should try back in an hour. This occurred moments before I ran out of gas. FML

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By MyCarHasBluetooth - 19/06/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom - Doncaster

Today, while I was driving, a pedestrian gesticulated wildly at me for being on my phone. I was just tucking my hair behind my ear. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 06:18 - United States

Today, I was driving out to a concert I've been excited about for months. I was using my GPS to guide me to the venue. It decided to guide me to an abandoned warehouse in the middle of town. FML

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By 90 up I-95 - 07/07/2017 20:00 - United States - State College

Today, I was wrapping up my move in a 16-foot truck with my car in tow. Google rerouted me to avoid traffic... through a state park. The road had only one lane. I can still hear the phalanx of cars honking at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2016 09:02 - United States - Allen

Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML

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Likian5 26

Thursday 25 July 2013 8:34

They can do that???

JoeGrant 12

Thursday 25 July 2013 8:35

**** traffic.

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termin8tor786 10

Thursday 25 July 2013 9:14

No it didn't.

JasonUMN 15

Thursday 25 July 2013 9:23

Maybe it was trying to hint that walking would get you home faster and you should abandon your car.

buckdharma 36

Thursday 25 July 2013 9:23

In your case op, Gps stands for going pretty slow or gas pedal stationary. Maybe read a book, or better yet write one.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Thursday 25 July 2013 9:41

Lol trolled by your GPS.

Tippmann 10

Thursday 25 July 2013 10:35

Your GPS must think its pretty funny.

morella_xx 29

Thursday 25 July 2013 10:49

Office Space, anyone?

Martinez0285 28

Thursday 25 July 2013 11:13

you should have a Ben Stein voice over when switching to pedestrian mode ..clear eyes... wow

Radoh 3

Thursday 25 July 2013 11:25

....then go faster maybe? This is hardly an FML.

hayhay1243 9

Thursday 25 July 2013 11:40

that sucks.

ShakeDisPlace 10

Thursday 25 July 2013 11:53

Traffic can be so bad sometimes that you probably could get somewhere quicker by just walking.

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