Transportation: Today, I was going so slow in traffic that my GPS asked me if... - FML

By anonymous - 25/07/2013 01:31 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was going so slow in traffic that my GPS asked me if I wanted to switch to pedestrian mode. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2011 14:55 - United States

Today, my GPS told me that I'd reached my destination. In the middle of the highway. FML

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Turn left into the lake

By Anonymous - 13/03/2023 22:00

Today, I got into a heated, one-sided argument with my GPS, and ended up driving around in circles for an hour due to roadworks messing with my GPS's computations. FML

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By thanks google - 04/09/2018 16:30 - United States - Naperville

Today, while I was driving, Google said it found a faster route to save me 15 minutes. I hit accept, only be directed into a gridlock on the interstate, adding an hour to my drive time. FML

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By Jaymail - 11/10/2020 10:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was stuck in backed up traffic because of construction for so long that my phone actually listed where I was stuck in traffic as a place I visited. FML

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By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Lost... - 06/03/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, after leaving work at 10 pm, I took a shortcut to the highway. After getting lost, my GPS informed me that the service was unavailable and I should try back in an hour. This occurred moments before I ran out of gas. FML

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Mind your own business

By MyCarHasBluetooth - 19/06/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom - Doncaster

Today, while I was driving, a pedestrian gesticulated wildly at me for being on my phone. I was just tucking my hair behind my ear. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 06:18 - United States

Today, I was driving out to a concert I've been excited about for months. I was using my GPS to guide me to the venue. It decided to guide me to an abandoned warehouse in the middle of town. FML

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By 90 up I-95 - 07/07/2017 20:00 - United States - State College

Today, I was wrapping up my move in a 16-foot truck with my car in tow. Google rerouted me to avoid traffic... through a state park. The road had only one lane. I can still hear the phalanx of cars honking at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2016 09:02 - United States - Allen

Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML

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Likian5 26

Thursday 25 July 2013 8:34

They can do that???

JoeGrant 12

Thursday 25 July 2013 8:35

**** traffic.

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ja2006 9

Thursday 25 July 2013 8:41

Someone needs a taste of that back hand...

BimmerDriver 23

Thursday 25 July 2013 8:43

I've had that happen to me before. City driving sucks.

lulubelles 33

Thursday 25 July 2013 8:44

Wow, is this really one of the worst/funniest things that happened today?!

princess_bk2014 16

Thursday 25 July 2013 8:44

I would ask the GPS to stop being such a smart *ss...

teffyweffy 6

Thursday 25 July 2013 8:50

Traffic sucks

adi33 8

Thursday 25 July 2013 8:57

What is this " traffic" you speak of? But honestly, this FML is funny !

cottoncandymango 17

Thursday 25 July 2013 9:05

Shut that bitch off.

saad2605 16

Thursday 25 July 2013 9:06

Holy shit, this just happened to me 2 days ago. I was like FML.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Thursday 25 July 2013 16:55

Should've posted it! :P

Kelsey_709 9

Thursday 25 July 2013 9:06

How is this even an FML? It sucks to be stuck in traffic, but you're not the only one who has to go through it. It's just part of life.

blackman100 20

Thursday 25 July 2013 9:13

How is this an FML? It would have been an FML if OP had somewhere important to be, like a mandatory meeting that if he missed he would get fired.

SpaceRaptor 8

Thursday 25 July 2013 9:21

Oh so you decide the rules regarding what an FML is and isn't? Sorry didn't get the memo. Did you also get your daily sacrifice of virgins yet oh great one?

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