By purged - 08/06/2013 23:43 - United States - Mechanicsville

Today, my boyfriend and I watched the new movie "The Purge." After the movie, I jokingly asked him that if the U.S. had such a purge in real life, would he participate, and who would he kill first. Without missing a beat, he said, "you." FML
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lp5252 4

looks like someone will be needing to get life insurance..

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EMTchic 14

Yeaa, just make sure he's not her beneficiary... Don't need to give him anymore reasons to off her O.O

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thisgirl97 7

Time to find a new boyfriend...

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Unless the boyfriend turns out to be a serial psycho purger.

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Phoebe_Buffay 14

You..... You mean you haven't heard?

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slickchrome 11

bird is the word!

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nava1210 12

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow

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AbstraktThoughts 13

**** that! I'd be hiding in an underground bunker with millions of weapons to be used at my disposal!

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saad2605 16

Don't know if that's such a great idea. Then he has easy access to a machete while you sleep. ;P

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Zebediabolical 39

I think she means Machete. From the movie of the same name. The boyfriend wouldn't dare attack her in her sleep if it meant he might wake up!

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SokDek 14

I'd rather have that badass shotgun the dad used.

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mikepzz 27

I'm sure he's just kidding, but maybe not :0

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

I'm sure you're right, but maybe not :0

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xlord 27

I'm sure one of you is being sarcastic, but maybe not :O

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LemonandLime 13

Young love... Maybe you should start talking to him about your zombie survival plans. Like, how its good to have someone with you who runs slower.

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rapunzel3416 28

I would not be able to handle it if the purge was real. I'd die first.

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cd8919 12

Get your self a real man to keep you safe end of story

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dinosxxrawr 22

but since it would be legal to kill. you should get to him first.

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blue001 5

it might be legal, but it's wrong to kill another

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