By Maddy - 10/03/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
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shakenbake93 0

At least you realized what a jerk he really is. how do all of the assholes get the girls?

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idkweird 0

@MattCole: When I broke up with my first boyfriend, I first took him out and bought him his Christmas gift before doing so. There is nothing saying that the OP's bf had to pay for a damn thing. Maybe she was taking him out to discuss it over dinner or something. She was basically showing him respect by breaking up with him face to face.

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Halonation 0

Does he receive your date times and places telepathically? YDI for not telling him.

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rougeunicorn03 17

I'm sure she had arranged it with him beforehand. Why the hell would you assume she didn't tell him? Sorry, but you're a total retard.

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Freeze_fml 16

Why make a date with someone to leave them? Sounds like a waste of time for both people.

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spiderman0606 0

She probably still cares for him and wanted to hear his side out. Obviously he doesn't care and didn't show her that same respect.

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delude 26

OP should dump him over Facebook/a text. He sounds like he deserves it.

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Halonation 0

She did. You just can't read between the lines.

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livluvlaff8 0

I agree with #1 and #5.at least u r breaking up with him

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luongo6 0

wtf snicks ur lesbian:-| and chill Idk how to "read between the lines"

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okieraider71 4

Being alone would be a step up for you. You have every right to affection and love from someone who has commited to a relationship with you. Go give a horse a hug.

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luongo6 0

what did I do to "jerk off" learn to be nice bitch. so I didn't "read between the lines" so what?

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elvgar 0

Have your friend breakup with him for you and have your friend do it in a text.

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metrockick10 0

Maybe she wanted to have a little class and actually break up with him in person. It seems to be a lost art in modern society but hey, whatever. Obviously, OP's boyfriend already did it for her. Just ignore him and when he calls/tries to get in touch with you, tell him you thought the two of you were already broken up since he obviously doesn't want to spend time with you and then hang up. It'll take the neanderthal at least ten minutes to even figure out what's going on, and you don't have to deal with any bitching or moaning on his part.

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