Intimacy: Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I... - FML

By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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TBD3 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:07

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

SundayNight_fml 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 0:39

Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?

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zipykido 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:36

100th comment, I bet he'll surprise you with fried chicken some day

braFTW 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:42

LOL And you had sex, you should just be happy for having a funny story to tell. =D

FMLover269 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:44

how do you blame her for not knowing what something means in a different language or trusting her friend? and look it up online? in Spanish there are MANY MANY different dialects and so there are different ways to say **** me. #60 said "dame masa" means **** me. you know what else that means? give me dough. so how is the OP supposed to know that it couldn't have a double meaning. and considering that **** has many different meanings, online translators don't always give you the desired result to the OP: that's ****** hilarious haha next time just yell "AAYYYY PAPI! SI! SI!" and that should be good enough for him haha

Hum_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:44

Lmao!! This one's hilarious!

FMLover269 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:47

oh yeah btw i meant 62 not 60

SuRg3 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:49

AYe Pollo Frito!!!

UnofficialBlonde 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:51

that was probably a boner killer.

GoldenSofa 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:51

and #64 she lives in China, fartface

gbabyyy 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:51

must be finger lickin' good

stonerchu 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:54

This made my night.

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