#54 - Um, where did you hear about elementary schools teaching foreign languages? I've never heard of them teaching any language other than English.

oh,and 61, my girlfriend yells all kinds of crazy shit during sex, i'm sure that at the moment, he won't mind but it'll make one hell of a story when he's drinking with his buddies later.

Go on an online translator next time.

even if you dont know spanish, how did you not realize?

no spanish 101?

wow, he probably thinks you have a really weird fetish or if he let that happen the whole hour, maybe he's the one with the weird fetish

#54 From my experience, most schools don't offer foreign language studies until about junior high, sometimes not even until high school. It's probably more common place in the southwest or western United States, but elementary school language studies (other than English) are by no means required. I know I didn't take any until high school, and even then I chose to study a language. Therefore, I too didn't know what "pollo" or "frito" meant until this FML...Frito I could have figured out on my own, but pollo? Not a chance. Plus, in the first post it is mentioned that this FML is from China. Spanish is almost useless in China, considering that very few Hispanic people live in the country, so expecting the OP to have a basic understanding of Spanish is asking a bit too much.

I normally don't add sex-related ones to my favorites but I actually cracked up at this one. First decent laugh I've had in two weeks. XD And no, I don't think you're an idiot or anything; I just find the story amusing.

It's "paella."

Why the hell is everyone calling her a dumbass? Do all of YOU know how to say "fried chicken" in every single language in existence? I didn't think so. You can't expect someone to automatically know a language just because you know how to say "fried chicken" in Spanish. STFU.