What with her being from China, it's certainly understandable that she didn't recognize that the words were COMPLETELY off... but hello, the internet is your friend. Why the heck would you ask your friend for the translation of something like that? Was she fluent and Spanish and just ******* with you?

She wouldn't be able to reach a computer when she's having sex now would she? Some people take other languages like French, Latin, or some other language I'm forgetting. Not /everyone/ knows Spanish. Plus, like someone else stated, she's from China. There's no doubt that she wouldn't know how to speak Spanish unless she decided to take a class for it for whatever reason.

FRIED CHICKEN. FRIED CHICKEN. FRIED CHICKEN ALL NIGHT LONG. OOOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. FRIED CHICKEN MORE. FRIED CHICKEN HAAAAAAAAARDER!!!!! OOOOOOOH!!!!

#85: It's not "every single language" – it's one of the most common and important languages in the United States. And if you know any Romance language at all, you should be able to tell that it means fried chicken. Not being suspicious of, say, "paistettu kanaliha" would be forgivable, but not "pollo frito".

#60, you fail. It says the FML is from China, not the United States. Right under the FML.

#88 - You fail, you just said exactly what #60 was saying -_- And #95 - They still don't teach any language but English, well, at least they didn't when I went there. And I don't know any other languages, because I'm not going anywhere that doesn't speak English, so I have no need to.

The Colonel is proud of you.

an HOUR?! dude, i would scream anything for my man to be able to last an hour... i think chicken is the least of your worries! xp

You poor thing. :( Next time look it up on the internet. ;D

#12 totally awesome!! #9 is good too :)