By imamess - 15/09/2014 21:37 - United States - Rockville

Today, I was going to put some Italian dressing on my salad when I noticed that the oil and vinegar weren't mixed. After putting the cap back on, I shook as hard as I could. The cap came flying off and I showered myself in the dressing. FML
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countryb_cth 38

Instead of shaking as hard as you could, you should have put that strength into tightening the cap lol.

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Phooey 22

it's not the first thing you showered yourself in after shaking it hard.

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napalm_uniqorn 27

That's a good way to get "dressed" in the morning!

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noynek97 10

Did you at least do some sort of sexy dance to make it look like you were just really horny?

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trendkilla254 4

If you shake it more than twice you are playing with it.

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dunicha 20

I did that once with ketchup. It looked like I'd murdered someone in the middle of the Waffle House.

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Ogodwhyzzz 6

There's a sexual joke somewhere but I don't want to sink that low.

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Klima_fml 29

Always make sure the cap is on, I learned that the hard way with golden Italian. :D

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Antroxium 7

I guess you can say you DRESSED UP for that occasion.

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