Kids: Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating...

By ananymous - 01/11/2012 03:04 - United States - Spencerport

Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

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By candice - 01/11/2011 09:09 - Reserved

Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML

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By trick or not treat - 31/10/2009 22:26 - France

Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters. I sat outside with a bowl of candy the whole night. Only one person came. FML

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By fsfs - 17/08/2013 16:27 - Germany - Kiel

Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML

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By hallofail - 01/11/2012 00:40 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I dressed up like a pirate, dressed my dog as a parrot and bought $30 worth of candy to pass out to trick-or-treaters. I waited by the door for 3 hours. Not one kid came. FML

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By trickortreat - 01/11/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML

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Bad boy

By tatortot7707 - 13/01/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML

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By Username - 12/11/2011 02:04 - United States

Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 11:14 - Netherlands

Today, I was jogging, and I saw a little boy walking. Crying and all alone. Thinking that he was probably lost, I asked to him with my sweetest voice: 'Hi there, did you lose somebody?' He screamed terrified and ran away. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2012 16:53 - United States - Houston

Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML

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Rei_Ayanami 18

Thursday 1 November 2012 8:38

I would call the police. Just because you could get in trouble if the parents do and they find the missing kid in your house.

Meenah_fml 4

Thursday 1 November 2012 8:38

Maybe he was just a mirage. Spooky.

Comments

yogima 6

Thursday 1 November 2012 8:55

Yell that you hired three monsters, a ghost and a zombie this halloween. You just don't know where they're hiding. That should have him running.

annie_nk 22

Thursday 1 November 2012 8:59

I'm I only one who noticed OP spelled "anonymous" wrong? Instead of posting anonymously, he/she decided to spell it out? I'm confused.

maosquare 18

Thursday 1 November 2012 11:12

Hey, all he wanted to do was to leave a signature while still be ananymous.

crduncan 6

Thursday 1 November 2012 13:30

Nobody else cares. People who correct spelling online don't have a life.

gracehi 31

Thursday 1 November 2012 13:40

Oh no, 57! You've invoked the rage of the grammar Nazis!

Myo_fml 20

Thursday 1 November 2012 14:41

Hey 57, if you want to look like a mentally disabled four year old online, that's your business.

annie_nk 22

Thursday 1 November 2012 16:13

57 - I am in no way a grammar nazi. I just pointed out my confusion of why OP decided to spell it out rather than choosing to be anonymous.

ccoverup 5

Thursday 1 November 2012 18:11

No i agree with 57, if someone mispells something just let them be. Trying to make yourself sound smart by correcting others wont make them any less wrong , or do anything for that matter. -.-

annie_nk 22

Friday 2 November 2012 1:09

OMG that's embarrassing lol. :P

zsuzsiee 2

Thursday 1 November 2012 9:12

This happened in New York, right after Sandy? Yea ok.

xalba 9

Thursday 1 November 2012 9:12

I think if this happened to me, the last thing I would do is write an FML about it at that moment.! ... Now go check underneath your bed OP lol good luck.

zsuzsiee 2

Thursday 1 November 2012 9:16

This happened in New York, right after Sandy? Yea ok.

TinyGiant 4

Thursday 1 November 2012 9:25

Yeah in all likelihood the kid walked out while you were searching another room, but you seem to think he's still there and you decide the proper course of action is to tell the Internet?