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By lovehurts - 14/10/2013 16:02 - United States - Wayne

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML

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By wolf boy - 10/07/2011 00:13 - United States

Today, I went to the park with a girl I like. She got playful and climbed a tree, insisting I come up too. While we were sitting and enjoying the view, she suddenly knocked me off the branch, sending me crashing to the ground. FML

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Did she say yes at least?

By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 18:00

Today, I tried to propose to my partner in a creative way, but ended up getting stuck in a tree. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2009 11:00 - Norway

Today, I was outside with a guy I really like. He asked me to lay down on the ground and watch the stars with him. I did. Suddenly, he got up, walked over to another girl and kissed her. They left me there on the soaking wet ground, watching the stars. FML

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Worst party ever

By Dumbass - 10/01/2019 12:00

Today, I got too drunk at a party and cracked a tooth from opening a beer bottle with my teeth, farted something nasty in a room alone with someone, tried to climb a tree and fell out, and watched my crush make out with his new girl. FML

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By Stephanie - 14/07/2011 19:17 - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML

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Couch action

By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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Like tears in rain

By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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By anonymous - 30/07/2014 02:36 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

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By Mojo - 14/12/2009 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML

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Johnny Weissmuller over here

By Anonymous - 14/05/2020 20:02

Today, I was walking in the woods with the girl I like when I saw a vine overhanging a small creek. Trying to make her laugh, I took off my shirt and started swinging on the vine like Tarzan. The vine snapped and I fell into the creek. Guess who's missing half the skin on his back? FML

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AhouKaho 11

Monday 14 October 2013 22:33

Well you were almost sitting in a tree K I S S I N G

emirie 21

Monday 14 October 2013 22:33

I hope the tree wasn't too tall.

Comments

mylifeequalsfml 5

Monday 14 October 2013 22:34

you think he would have just said no lol.he must of really not wanted that kiss. sorry op

NeighSoulSister 6

Tuesday 15 October 2013 0:57

I'm pretty sure he didn't purposely fall out of a tree.

mylifeequalsfml 5

Saturday 19 October 2013 4:30

I think I know that...it was a joke "haha", loosen up people

TallMist 32

Sunday 20 October 2013 19:10

#134 It sure as hell wasn't a funny joke.

pickleOnABun 10

Monday 14 October 2013 22:35

he was trying to get away

helloboyzder 13

Monday 14 October 2013 22:35

Oh man, I hope he's okay. Was the tree very tall?

ylirne 9

Monday 14 October 2013 22:36

I hope he's oak-kay

AnOriginalName 19

Monday 14 October 2013 23:05

He'll be pine.

Welshite 39

Monday 14 October 2013 23:09

Just give him some aspen for the bruises.

Bloink 25

Monday 14 October 2013 23:10

I hope he's not birchy about landing on his palm

jessBeAqueen 13

Tuesday 15 October 2013 0:06

when you went to help him, was he weeping ?

iLike2Teabag 27

Tuesday 15 October 2013 0:12

Yew should check to make sure his butt isn't evergreen from bruises. It willow-er the chances of him thinking you're nuts.

nooneherer 5

Tuesday 15 October 2013 1:18

wow you really went on a limb there

Ytram_fml 10

Tuesday 15 October 2013 1:35

You have really helped spruce up the comment section.

ndomer 6

Tuesday 15 October 2013 3:11

Hopefully he landed on his ash

cakefete2 30

Tuesday 15 October 2013 8:00

Fir real guys, wood you lay off the tree jokes already.

tman1985 9

Tuesday 15 October 2013 18:14

maple he'll forgive her this time around

daisy2101 7

Monday 14 October 2013 22:36

Don't worry OP, if the date was going well and he liked you back, it could be something to laugh about in the future!!

raininginseattle 9

Monday 14 October 2013 22:37

Run, Forrest. Ruuuuun!!!

victrin 12

Monday 14 October 2013 22:37

I guess you floored him

drewflav 17

Monday 14 October 2013 22:43

More likely he got grounded for hanging out with a girl :P

DocBastard 38

Monday 14 October 2013 22:37

I'm sorry, I must have read that wrong. You climbed a tree? To watch the...wait, what?? How does that make any damned sense? Climb a tree to get an apple or flee a dog, not to watch the sunset.

Infamous_Tora 12

Monday 14 October 2013 23:22

Doc, romanticism is not a strong suit of yours, is it?

drewflav 17

Tuesday 15 October 2013 2:29

Doc getting thumbed down badly. Now that's a rarity! Don't feel bad, it happens to all of us from time to time, some more than others (myself included).